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Have you heard about this new sex trend where people stuff a little dog up their butt while they masturbate?

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A Mexican, a Jew, a black man, a midget and and a priest walk into a bar.

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I break in a cold sweat as I play Minecraft today.

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The following joke has been approved by the Chinese government. .

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There's only one great thing about living in Chicago

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[NOV2020] Black Friday is for accountants, bird watchers, and little old women who nibble on cookies together after church.

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Mr. Smith patiently waited for his wife to come home while twiddling with his fingers and watching the football game. During the beginning of the last quarter his wife arrives, “How’s the game Dad?”

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There was a gang-rape and assault of a melanistic animal yesterday

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Knowing better, I asked Mom about dessert while she prepped a Thanksgiving feast, and she said, “Jamaican pie.”

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"What is a challenge?" was the first question in the examination.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Have you heard about this new sex trend where people stuff a little dog up their butt while they masturbate?	1
A Mexican, a Jew, a black man, a midget and and a priest walk into a bar.	1
I break in a cold sweat as I play Minecraft today.	1
The following joke has been approved by the Chinese government. .	1
There's only one great thing about living in Chicago	1
[NOV2020] Black Friday is for accountants, bird watchers, and little old women who nibble on cookies together after church.	1
Mr. Smith patiently waited for his wife to come home while twiddling with his fingers and watching the football game. During the beginning of the last quarter his wife arrives, “How’s the game Dad?”	1
There was a gang-rape and assault of a melanistic animal yesterday	1
Knowing better, I asked Mom about dessert while she prepped a Thanksgiving feast, and she said, “Jamaican pie.”	1
"What is a challenge?" was the first question in the examination.	1